Dear Interested Party,
Please do not spam my esty account with dumb offers such as the following:
No I am not interested in doing consignment to the other side of the world to a shop/ gallery without so much as a website. It has been hard enough trying to get money out of shops 30 kms away. Let alone 30 000... however thankyou for your interest, and Thanks but I am definately not interested after I saw the contract you sent me despite the fact that I said " not interested' - whereby I pretty much have no rights once the product is sent.... whereby you will sell the item by adding 150% to the wholesale price plus $10 for postage - that I am paying for.
and No , I am awfully sorry I am not interested in sending 7 of my items ( YES SEVEN) to the other side of the world ( at MY expense) to be reviewed on your blog that - quite frankly looks like crap and has 22 followers... and Oh what's that you say? you would like the fisherman pants in a size 6 months- amazing conincidence that you have a 6 month old that you said you can never find cute clothes for on your last blog post....
and Nooooo you cannot buy my rattles wholesale for $5 each and you almost certainly can't do this if you only want 3 of them and I don't really care if you think you can only get $10 for them at your shop.
and sorry No you cannot have a discount because you haven't got much money at the moment.
and Noooooo I am not interested in doing a trade as I don't really like what you are selling as its not my taste, and thank so so so much for insulting me and calling me a selfsih b*tch when I declined to do so.
and Nope, I will not post the items until you have paid. Call me crazy but no sorry, I am sure you are a very honest and nice person but I cannot, will not, do that.
and no, I am sorry I will not make you a toy, post it to you to see if you like it ( to other side of world) and then if you do you will pay me... yeah right.
The nerve of some people. Where do they get off? Do they think I am thick???
I feel better now. It is so good to have a place to vent.